Certified Freak
Level 10 of 12
It’s official, there’s paperwork. You’ve been to the munch, read the glossary, and taught someone else a term.
What Certified Freak means
Certified Freak means experienced and community-minded. You have been to the munch, read the glossary, and probably explained a term or two to a friend.
A good next step
Structure can deepen a dynamic. Protocol, agreed together and dropped instantly when real life needs attention, is worth exploring.
🛡️ At every level: talk wants, limits and a safeword before trying something new.
Glossary terms to explore
The whole scale
- Supa Freak12
- Super Freak11
- Certified FreakTHIS
- Wild Card9
- Kinky Cat8
- Hot Sauce7
- Spicy6
- Curious Kitten5
- Mild Salsa4
- Vanilla Swirl3
- French Vanilla2
- Vanilla Bean1
How the Freak Scale works
The Freak Scale has 20 scored questions plus a bonus. Each answer scores 0 to 3, and every question has a “pass” that is left out of the score. Your level is your share of the maximum possible score across the questions you answered, mapped onto 12 levels; you need at least 5 answers to land on the scale. It is just for fun, not a test of anything, and your answers stay in your browser.
Just for fun, adults 18+. This page describes a level, not a person, and is not a clinical or personality test. Sparks is a free 18+ dating site with no paywall, starting in Eugene & Springfield, Oregon. Join free.